Hal Hefner 5/2/25 Hal Hefner 5/2/25

REVISITING THE CRYPT OF MUPPET HORROR

Revisiting the crypt of muppet horror: a world where horror meets Henson’s Muppets. In a dark corner of reality that is familiar, yet eerily different, prepare for terror, laughter, and an existential crisis as your favorite felt friends star in their creepiest and most iconic roles yet.

Hal Hefner 3/19/25 Hal Hefner 3/19/25

Sasquatch’S AWAKENING

Alone in the woods, Dave had eaten way too many psychedelic mushrooms. So when a massive figure—hairier than an overgrown lawn, with eyes that glowed like fireflies emerged from the shadows and stood over his campfire, he didn’t even panic.

Hal Hefner 3/18/25 Hal Hefner 3/18/25

CHAMP 2.0

Billy Walsh was a shitty, mad scientist whose anger caused a lot of issues in his life. With an emphasis on mad—he was also an arrogant, grudge holding asshole with mommy issues, whose rich parents footed the bill for his life. The people of Ticonderoga, NY, had shunned him after The Incident (which involved a genetically mutated squirrel, a taser, and an unfortunate explosion at the Stewart’s gas station). But tonight, revenge would be his.

Hal Hefner 3/17/25 Hal Hefner 3/17/25

MARIO’S SPECIAL PIZZA

Mario, the lab’s most promising chimpanzee, had always been curious. His handlers, marveled at his growing intellect as they pumped him full of experimental pharmaceuticals. The VR headset, designed to boost his cognitive abilities, was his gateway to a new world. The only thing Mario loved more than the pizza he was given for doing a good job in VR by his favorite scientist, Dr. Kim, was the world itself. He excelled at navigating through it unlike the other chimps—those vibrant landscapes, the endless possibilities were a respite from the real world and cruelness at the hands of Dr. Keller. But today, something was different.

Hal Hefner 3/14/25 Hal Hefner 3/14/25

RABBIT MEAT

Ben awoke violently to the sound of a large thud. The smell of damp earth and rot filled his nose as he opened his eyes. His wrists burned from the ropes binding him to the cold, wooden floor of the dilapidated house. He turned, realizing now, that the noise that brought him back to consciousness was his best friend, Jake. His lifeless body leaked a pool of blood onto the floor. A grotesque, half-rabbit figure stood over him menacingly. Ben looked into its eyes, glowing with malevolent hunger. The cultists, draped in filthy, ragged rabbit masks, left the room. Ben could see them through the open door in the hallway as they circled the altar, chanting in a language that made his skin crawl.

Hal Hefner 3/13/25 Hal Hefner 3/13/25

THE DEMON’S DESERT

Grandma rocked in her chair, the firelight flickering in her cloudy eyes. “Your great-grandfather told me stories, bambina. From Calabria, where he was a boy. Dark stories.”

Hal Hefner 3/12/25 Hal Hefner 3/12/25

WOLFMOTHER

Rachel crouched in the darkness, fingertips brushing the metal band at the base of her skull. Below, five men laughed—her family’s murderers.

Hal Hefner 3/10/25 Hal Hefner 3/10/25

LENA

Lena had never seen the app before. A black icon with a blinking red eye sat on her home screen, though she didn’t remember installing it. Curious, she tapped it.

Hal Hefner 12/20/24 Hal Hefner 12/20/24

THE CRYPT OF MUPPET HORROR

Welcome to a world where horror meets Henson’s Muppets. In a dark corner of reality that is familiar, yet eerily different, prepare for terror, laughter, and an existential crisis as your favorite felt friends star in their creepiest and most iconic roles yet.

JANK . 12/12/24 JANK . 12/12/24

Cheyne Gallarde: Breathing Vintage Life into Modern Horror

Cheyne Gallarde stands out as a visionary artist who fuses the nostalgia of vintage comic aesthetics with the thrillingly macabre energy of contemporary horror culture. Gallarde captures the very essence of what makes horror fans tick: a perfect mix of spine-tingling dread and joyful genre celebration.

JANK . 10/20/24 JANK . 10/20/24

Nerd Horror Artist Spotlight: Plastiboo

Plastiboo tows the line between cute and horror, creating a compelling contrast. Their more recent work is near unexplainable in the way their detailing adds so many layers to a piece.